Vanessa Robertson Follow
Scotland-based writer and former bookshop owner. Often found on windy beaches with my dog, people-watching in cafes or wave-watching from my office windows
Eurovision has two types of songs, ones you desperately try to think of jokes about and then dull ones where you browse Twitter looking at other people’s jokes about the last song. #Eurovision
If this is true, then it’s yet another indication of how unsuitable for public office our prime minister is.